Hold on tight, you're in for a ride

Oh, the things I would do with a bike...

• get to class on time.
• run over pedestrians trying to get to class on time.
  
• own a bike basket.
• bike on Embarcadero (not as cool as LSD, but it's the best I've got over here).
• ride precariously alongside traffic.
• walk uphill with it because it's uphill and annoying.
• ride downhill at a terrifyingly fast rate precariously alongside traffic!
• paint it red and decorate it with cool stickers.
• ship it home for a ridiculously large sum after I graduate.